I WOULD HAVE LOVED WORKING THERE UGH KASJDLJ WHYYYYY

This is kinda hard because it seems like a “shit muslim girls say” bit…

• Just because I’m arab doesn’t mean I’m muslim…
• Salaaaaaam!
• FREE PALESTINE!
• omg you can only find good jalaba’s in maghreb, wullah!
• OMG WULLAH
• wullah
• WULLAHI
• Habibtiiiii
• I wear hijab how I want when I want
• Is my hair showing?
• Omg what a hoe-jabi
• Omg I’m such a great dancer I’d show you but it’s haram
• omg and he was definitely checking me out he’s so haram
• I keep texting him omg why won’t he hit me up!
• Well I want my husband to be tall, light skinned, religious, strong, beautiful, no uni brow, super intelligent,
• WHY WON’T HE LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM?
• Omg he was so beautiful but I feel like he was only using me for papers
• Omg when I go back to MY country I’m like a super star over there
• Omg I miss my country so bad people over there understand me
• Ok you SAID be there at 4 o’clock but I thought you meant I have to start getting ready at 4.
• Ohhhh we didn’t make that much food. just couscous, ma’luba, tabouleh, shawarma,
• Is this meat halal? HA-LAL IT’S LIKE KOSHER BUT NOT JEWISH
• falafel, kofta, med7oussa, hummus,
• Arabs make the best hummus!
• I make the best hummus
• my mom makes the best hummus
• This is some shitty hummus!
• ba’lawa, tamer, and knefe. Not that much food.
• NO YOU’LL GIVE ME THE EVIL EYE TAKE IT BACK
• I lost so much weight and then she gave me l’3in… then I gained it all back!

sssaltskin:

so you know those video challenges where you have pronounce certain words? well I want to try it with the Arab population of tumblr to see different dialects!

I’m going to list words in English and you say what you would normally say in Arabic. don’t think too hard, just say what comes to mind. & mention where you’re from.

1. tomato
2. how are you?
3. peach
4. couch/sofa
5. chicken
6. what do you want?
7. wedding
8. my brother
9. my father
10. deep (as in color or depth)

some of these might seem stupid but I’ve heard all of these words being pronounced/said different so I’m just curious.

Yay! Will do it. You will all hear my disgusting accent

mkamel:

This is a poem I literally JUST wrote. Please, reblog if you like, but keep the source (me) :)

“I’ve got a country
I’ve got a home
But for all my loved ones,
The home they had is gone.

I’ve got money,
I’ve got my sanity,
But for all my loved ones,
The violence destroys them mentally

I’ve got my family,
I’ve got my life,
But for all my loved ones,
A loved one is lost every night

I’ve got free choices,
I’ve got opinions,
But for all my loved ones,
They’ve got state-mandated decisions.

It started with a schism,
Indirect communism,
All my loved ones
Have been hurt by Zionism

It started with a war,
It started with violence,
All my loved ones,
Dream of peace and silence.

I try to protest,
I use defiance,
While all my loved ones,
Weep for freedom, no more loneliness

Their calls are drowned out,
Their screams are drowned out,
Piercing with despair, their cries are drowned out.
I try to reach out,
We try to reach out,
Aid is only given to those who bow down.

To those who bow down to the leader supreme,
To those who cower down and abandon their dreams,
To those who succumb to the now developed nation.
The aid is given to the NOW DEVELOPED nation.

My loved ones, our country,
Swept from under our feet,
Stolen from a peaceful people,
Given to a thief.

We’ve all got opinions,
But we all must agree -
It’s not humanitarian, it’s not funny
It’s not humanitarian to torture all my loved ones,
It’s not humanitarian to kill,
My Fellow Palestinians.”

by Kamel.

mujibsies:

hier-in-meinen-augen:

danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:

madridista-swag:

an Arab guy walks into a bar…

LMAO.

omg LOL

but what if the Arab guy isn’t Muslim?

(Source: bbbenzema)

danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:

madridista-swag:

Yes, I am Moroccan

No, I don’t hate Algerians

Algerians are my homies.

(Source: bbbenzema)